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I’m planning to draw all the Valar, and I keep picturing Yavanna as this gorgeous black woman with a very elaborated headpiece. There is no evidence whatsoever supporting my thesis but i’m going to stick with it anyway.

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thank you for all the birthday wishes <3

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Hehehe Happy Birthday!!!!


omg thank you <3

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omg birthday

today is my birthday and i’m super excited it’s like i’m 5 years old again *__*

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221bitssmallerontheoutside:

quillius:

thorineded:

sherlockismyholmesboy:

lee pace wasn’t kidding when he said he had to re-learn how to move his body to play thranduil

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u got sumthin 2 say you little bitch

HE TOO TWO STEPS AND WENT 30 FEET HOW THE FUCK

Lee got there in a…

pace

NO

i think you took this post a step too far

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edgebug:

morgarine:

This isn’t a fucking competition Legolas

Any time anyone says Tolkien isn’t funny, I bring up this scene.

To put it in context, Aragorn is a ridiculously good tracker. He had just been literally lying flat on his belly on the ground, his ear pressed to the dirt, so he could listen for footsteps of the army that was way, way out of sight. We’re talking miles away, here. Aragorn was listening to the ground. And from that, he figured out that there were a lot of riders, on hecka fast horses, heading right towards them, with the intention of fucking their shit up. Pretty badass, right?

Cue Legolas, a.k.a. You Little Shit. Legolas is an elf. His eyesight and hearing is ridiculously good. Like, it puts any human’s to shame.

He literally let Aragorn lie there on the ground and strain to hear footsteps in the distance for no reason. And when Aragorn got up, the little shit drove the point home by saying “Oh yeah, I see them, I’ve seen them this whole time, there’s a hundred and five of them, oh yeah and they’re all blonde and they’re carrying spears nbd”

Cue Aragorn gritting his teeth in frustration and Legolas smirking like the sassy pointy-eared fuck that he is.

This may actually be my favorite part of LOTR okay

i am dying

I’ve just started the Unfinished tales by Tolkien, and that boy Tuor keeps on breaking into spontaneous songs he might just be a Disney princess.

littlemusicalwitch:

anglophilium:

One ring to rule them all

*heavy nerd breathing*

yes.

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asiswolf:

You know, Thranduil is actually the only Third Age Elven ruler who isn’t using a Ring of Power to protect his lands. Elrond has Vilya, Galadriel has Nenya, and even Cirdan (ruler of the Grey Havens) had Narya until he gave it to Gandalf.

So for thousands of years Thranduil has been defending his lands on his own against Orcs, Goblins, and Giant Spiders, plus Sauron setting up a summer home in his forest. And yet his hair STILL looks perfect.

thrandy is a straight A elf and no wonder he’s my fave

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crazycritterlife:

I took Ollie out of the mews yesterday for the first time in a couple weeks and he was just as adorable and cuddly as ever! This bird’s personality amazes me.